Mega Millions Lottery Pool - Game 37 - 6th Update

Mega Millions Lottery Pool - Game 37

Date: 10/10/2007

To: Mega Millions Lottery Pool - Game 37 – Members http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_90gck77b

From: Michael E. Porter

RE: 6th Newsletter

Today's Thought

The power of the word is real whether or not you are conscious of it. Your own words are the bricks and mortar of the dreams you want to realize. Behind every word flows energy. - Sonia Choquette

Again we won nothing in Tuesday’s drawing. We still have our, which I will be using to extend this game.

Here is Mac’s Spreadsheet: http://tinyurl.com/2udwzv

Here is where I will keep our wins until I spend them:

Amount Won	Date Won.	Running Total
$8.00	09/21/2007	$8.00
$8.00	09/21/2007	$16.00
$6.00	09/28/2007	$22.00
Total	10/01/2007	$22.00

You next drawing is on Friday October 12th, 2007. There were 44 shares sold in this game. Here what you could win, broken down by share, before any attorney fees, taxes or tithes:

Shares Purchased	Amount you would Gross
.5	$ 105,681.82
1	$ 211,363.64
1.5	$ 317,045.45
2	$ 422,727.27
3.5	$ 739,772.73

I have several Game Announcements for you.

1. Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game Nine – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game plays for 10 drawings. Game starts on Saturday October 20^th, 2007. I need your money by Friday October 19^th, 2007.

2. Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 38 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game plays for 10 drawings. Game starts on Tuesday November 6^th, 2007. I need your money by Saturday November 3^rd, 2007.

3. Louisiana Power Ball Pool – Game Three – Cost is $20.00 per share. This game plays for 20 drawings. Game starts on Wednesday November 14^th, 2007.

WIFE FROM HELL

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, “I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Damn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON' T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

"Only when he's been drinking."