Mega Millions Lottery Pool - Game 39
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To: Mega Millions Lottery Pool - Game 39 - Members
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From: Michael E. Porter
RE: 4th Newsletter
Quote of the Day
"Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence."
– Lin Yutang
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You’re NOT going to believe this: We have 22 lines in this game, and have been through 8 drawings with no one win. Talk about depressing.
Now Game 38 is about to extended another 10 more drawings. With their $12 Win, I have arranged for them to continue on.
Now, I don’t want to win the Jack Pot while it is this small, but neither do I want this game to end with no wins.
But, if you don’t win something, Game 38 will be my only Mega Million Game until I start Game 40.
Here is Mac’s spreadsheet for this game: http://tinyurl.com/323zcn
The next drawing on
| Shares Purchased | Amount you could Win. |
| .5 | $ 111,363.64 |
| 1 | $ 222,727.27 |
| 1.5 | $ 343,090.91 |
| 2 | $ 455,454.55 |
| 3 | $ 668,181.82 |
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3. Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 40 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on
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Wal-Mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

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