Mega Millions Lottery Pool - Game 39 - 3rd Update

Mega Millions Lottery Pool - Game 39

Date: 01/02/2008

To: Mega Millions Lottery Pool - Game 39 - Members

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From: Michael E. Porter

RE: 3^rd Newsletter

HAPPY NEW YEAR

After serious & cautious consideration.....your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2008!

It was a very hard decision to make.

So try not to screw it up!!!

My Wish for You in 2008:

May peace break into your house and may thieves come
to steal your debts.

May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for £100 notes.

May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!

May your clothes only smell of success, and may happiness slap you across the face.

May your tears be that of joy.

May the problems you had forget your home address!

May 2008 be the best year of your life!!!

Can you believe that we have been through seven drawings and have not won a single dime? I am having a hard time with that fact.

On another note, Game 38 who started 1 month before you, then won enough money to play again, right along with you with one number, won again last night!

So I will be extending their game another 10 draws after their current ticket expires. I hope that I can do the same for you.

Here is Mac’s spreadsheet for this game: http://tinyurl.com/323zcn

Not everyone was as unlucky as we were. Someone in Forth Worth, Texas, purchased a ticket at C-Store Sub Express. Their ticket was a Quick Pick and the Megaplied their ticket. Now Megapling their ticket didn’t win them any more money, since they won the Jack Pot.

But, I feel certain that whoever won the Jack Pot, didn’t know they were going the win the Jack Pot, when they purchased their tickets. (Unlike me, who always think I’m going to win with the newest ticket I purchased.

So your Jack Pot goes back to $12 Million.

The Jack Pot for the drawing on Friday, January 4th, 2008 is worth $12 Million. The Cash Option is worth $7,200,000.00. This group contains 44 shares. So I will divide the $7.2 Million by 44 and the pay out would like this (the amount is before any attorney fees, taxes or tithes):

Shares Purchased	Amount you could Win.
.5	$ 81,818.18
1	$ 163,636.36
1.5	$ 245,454.55
2	$ 327,272.73
3	$ 490,909.09

Game Announcements

1. Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game 11 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Wednesday January 9^th, 2007. I would need your money by Saturday January 5^th, 2008.

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2. Kentucky Power Ball – Game One – Cost is $26.00 per share. 1^st Drawing should be Wednesday January 23rd, 2007. Cordelia R. McGegor will be leaving for Kentucky on Thursday January 17^th, 2007. I will be instructing her to buy our tickets before leaving Kentucky on Sunday, January 20^th, 2007. If you would like to play in this game, you need to have your money to me no later than Wednesday, January 16th, 2007.

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3. Louisiana Power Ball – Game Four – The cost of this game is $20.00 per share. Barbara A. Sykes will be leaving for New Orleans Tuesday January 29^th, 2008. She is going down for Mardi Gras. She will return to Dallas, Texas on Friday, February 8^th, 2008. Our first drawing will be on Saturday February 9^th, 2008. If you would like to play in this game, I would need your money by Saturday January 26^th, 2008.

4. Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 40 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Tuesday February 19^th, 2008. You need to have your money to me Saturday February 16^th, 2008.

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I quit!

I just read an article on the dangers of drinking....scared the shit out of me. So that's it!

After today, no more reading.

Beer and other spirits

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service