Mega Millions Lottery Pool - Game 38 - 9th Update

Mega Millions Lottery Pool - Game 38

Date: 01/05/2008

To: All Members of Mega Millions Lottery Pool - Game 38 Membership List on Line: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_101cfcsbd

From: Michael E. Porter

RE: 9th ^UPDATE

Quote of the Day

"When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge."

– Tuli Kupferberg

Sorry no wins in last night’s drawing, and no one won the Jack Pot. So it’s going up (however not fast enough for me).

I did arrange with Juanita Brown to spent $10.00 of your winnings in Ohio. This coming weekend, after your last drawing on Friday, January 11^th, 2007, she will purchase you another $10.00 draw ticket in Ohio.

Now, I know Mega Million tickets are the same no matter where you buy them, the numbers are all the same, but I’m superstitious. I feel that since Texas won last, we will have another winner in another state, and that state could be Ohio. Tell me why not?

Anyway, it can’t hurt. So your game will be extended by another ten draws when this ticket expires on the 11^th of January.

That leaves you $3.00 in your bank, and if you win anything on your Ohio tickets, I may send the $3.00 to Juanita to combine with our winnings and buy more tickets in Ohio.

What you have won so far:

Amount Won	Date Won	Running Total
$6.00	11/06/2007	$6.00
$8.00	11/13/2007	$14.00
$21.00	11/23/2007	$35.00
$6.00	11/30/2007	$41.00
-$40.00	12/01/2007	$1.00
$12.00	12/04/2007	$13.00
$8.00	12/04/2007	$21.00
-$20.00	12/11/2007	$1.00
$12.00	01/01/2008	$13.00
-$10.00	01/04/2008	$3.00

Mac Almond’s spreadsheet: http://tinyurl.com/22rq97

Our next drawing is on Tuesday, January 9th, 2008. The Jack Pot is worth $16 Million. The Cash Option is $9,800,000.00. We had 48 shares issued in this game. This is what you could win before any attorney fee’s, taxes or tithes:

Shares Purchased	What you would Net
.5	$102,083.33
1	$204,166.66
2	$408,333.33
3.5	$714,583.33

I’ve been busy updating the entire membership list today, because I receive a lot of payments this week. However, I don’t think I update my Mega Million games yet, but I will have them update by Sunday night.

Game Announcements

1. Kentucky Power Ball – Game One – Cost is $26.00 per share. 1^st Drawing should be Wednesday January 23rd, 2007. Cordelia R. McGegor will be leaving for Kentucky on Thursday January 17^th, 2007. I will be instructing her to buy our tickets before leaving Kentucky on Sunday, January 20^th, 2007. If you would like to play in this game, you need to have your money to me no later than Wednesday, January 16th, 2007.

Membership List: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_113crdxngcx

2. Louisiana Power Ball – Game Four – The cost of this game is $20.00 per share. Barbara A. Sykes will be leaving for New Orleans Tuesday January 29^th, 2008. She is going down for Mardi Gras. She will return to Dallas, Texas on Friday, February 8^th, 2008. Our first drawing will be on Saturday February 9^th, 2008. If you would like to play in this game, I would need your money by Saturday January 26^th, 2008.

Membership List: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_117hdxwh6gw

3. Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 40 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Tuesday February 19^th, 2008. You need to have your money to me Saturday February 16^th, 2008.

Membership List: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_111g93hsnf3

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YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT.

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