Sunday, January 6, 2008

Louisiana Power Ball Pool - Game Three - 7th Update

Louisiana Power Ball Pool – Game Three

Date: 01/06/2008

To: Sheila J. Mc Griff, Juanita L. Brown, Charles W. Rutherford, Anonymous (Libra/Snake), Mac Almond, Barbara A. Sykes, Johnnie M. Dodson, and Chauncy Sumpter

Membership List: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_102hf63s7

From: Michael E. Porter

RE: 7th Update

Quote of the Day
"A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms against himself." – Alexandre Dumas

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We won nothing in last night’s drawing. The good news: No one won the Jack Pot, so it’s going up.

This game contains 4 more drawings, so there is a good chance you will see the Jack Pot rise to over $100 Million.

Here are your numbers:

Numbers

PB

Dates Valid

Notes

01 24 25 32 48

01

11/14/0701/19/2008

01 24 25 31 47

06

11/14/0701/19/2008

04 19 22 24 40

15

11/14/0701/19/2008

18 20 33 36 53

15

11/14/0701/19/2008

37 38 45 47 48

25

11/14/0701/19/2008

03 09 12 21 34

29

11/14/0701/19/2008

12 32 38 43 55

30

11/14/0701/19/2008

25 30 34 40 51

31

11/14/0701/19/2008

01 05 31 36 54

33

11/14/0701/19/2008

01 03 06 10 18

38

11/14/0701/19/2008

Your game is scheduled to end on January 19th, 2008, and Barbara leaves for New Orleans on the 29th of January. So there will be a short time we will not have tickets in this game.

Here is Mac’s spreadsheet for this game: http://tinyurl.com/2e4llr

I’ll keep your winnings here, until I spend them:

Amount Won

Date

Running Total

$3.00

11/14/2007

$3.00

$3.00

11/28/2007

$6.00

$4.00

12/12/2007

$10.00

$4.00

12/12/2007

$14.00

$7.00

12/15/2007

$21.00

Your next drawing is on Wednesday January 9th, 2008. The Jack Pot is worth $71 Million. The Cash Option is worth $35,500,000.00. Shares in this game were priced at $20.00; we have 10 shares issued in this game.

Here what you would get before any attorney fees, taxes, or tithes:

Shares Purchased

Amount you could win

.5

$ 1,775,000.00

1

$ 3,550,000.00

2

$ 7,100,000.00

Game Announcements

1. Kentucky Power Ball – Game One – Cost is $26.00 per share. 1st Drawing should be Wednesday January 23rd, 2007. Cordelia R. McGegor will be leaving for Kentucky on Thursday January 17th, 2007. I will be instructing her to buy our tickets before leaving Kentucky on Sunday, January 20th, 2007. If you would like to play in this game, you need to have your money to me no later than Wednesday, January 16th, 2007.

Membership List: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_113crdxngcx

2. Louisiana Power Ball – Game Four The cost of this game is $20.00 per share. Barbara A. Sykes will be leaving for New Orleans Tuesday January 29th, 2008. She is going down for Mardi Gras. She will return to Dallas, Texas on Friday, February 8th, 2008. Our first drawing will be on Saturday February 9th, 2008. If you would like to play in this game, I would need your money by Saturday January 26th, 2008.

Membership List: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_117hdxwh6gw

3. Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 40 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Tuesday February 19th, 2008. You need to have your money to me Saturday February 16th, 2008.

Membership List: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_111g93hsnf3

Best Lawyer Story

THIS IS THE BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY.

A Woodlands, TX. Lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, and then insured them against fire, among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost in a series of small fires. The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued... and WON! In delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer "held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires".

NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

ONLY IN AMERICA! NO WONDER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS

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