Date:
To: All Members of Mega Millions Lottery Pool - Game 38 Membership List on Line: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_101cfcsbd
From: Michael E. Porter
RE: 7th UPDATE
Quote of the Day
"To keep your character intact you cannot stoop to filthy acts. It makes it easier to stoop the next time."
– Katharine Hepburn
Sorry no wins on your one number. And you have four more draws on your one line, and then I will use your last dollar to buy you one more line.
What you have won so far:
| Amount Won | Date Won | Running Total |
| $6.00 | | $6.00 |
| $8.00 | | $14.00 |
| $21.00 | | $35.00 |
| $6.00 | | $41.00 |
| -$40.00 | | $1.00 |
| $12.00 | | $13.00 |
| $8.00 | | $21.00 |
| -$20.00 | | $1.00 |
Mac Almond’s spreadsheet: http://tinyurl.com/22rq97
Our next drawing is on
| Shares Purchased | What you would Net |
| .5 | $225,000.00 |
| 1 | $450,000.00 |
| 2 | $675,000.00 |
| 3.5 | $1,350,000.00 |
Now, it’s too late to get into Game 39, I started that game on
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Prescription!
Lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some Cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacists eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my License, and they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not. You can NOT have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her Husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, hell, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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