Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Louisiana Power Ball Lottery Pool - 28th Update

Louisiana Power Ball Lottery Pool
To: Mac Almond, Sheila J. McGriff, Juanita L. Brown, Charles W. Rutherford, Barbara A. Sykes, Kenneth E. Stutzman, Jr. Johnnie M. Dodson, Chauncey Stumpter, Anonymous (Libra/Goat) and Jared N. Moore
From: Michael E. Porter
Membership List On Web: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_80gsz3h5
Date: December 26, 2007
Re: 28th Last Update.
Quote of the Day
"Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
We won nothing on our one number:
Power Ball Number
Power Ball
Dates Valid
Notes
03 20 36 53 55
36
10/17/2007 – 12/22/2007
Expired

Well another game, I get to close. You’ve been playing in this pool, since Wednesday August 15th, 2007. Our last draw was on Saturday, December 22nd, 2007 and we needed to win something for me to continue with it, but we won nothing.
Don’t be sad, we have another computer now, and I have more games starting:
Game Announcements
1. Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game 11 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Wednesday January 9th, 2007. I would need your money by Saturday January 5th, 2008.
2. Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 40 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Tuesday January 15th, 2008. You need to have your money to me Saturday 12th, 2008.
3. Kentucky Power Ball – Game One – Cost is $26.00 per share. 1st Drawing should be Wednesday January 30th, 2007. Cordelia R. McGegor will be leaving for Kentucky on Thursday January Thursday January 24th, 2007. I will be instructing her to buy our tickets before leaving Kentucky on Sunday, January 27th, 2007. If you would like to play in this game, you need to have your money to me no later than Wednesday January 23rd, 2007.
4. Louisiana Power Ball – Game Four – Barbara A. Sykes will be leaving for New Orleans Tuesday January 29th, 2008. She is going down for Mardi Gras. She will return to Dallas, Texas on Friday, February 8th, 2008. Our first drawing will be on Saturday February 9th, 2008. If you would like to play in this game, I would need your money by Saturday January 26th, 2008.
This is too true to be very funny

The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a
casual manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending
YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and
20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . . Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean?A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of
New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you
each get $516,528.B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family
gets $2,066,012.Washington, D.C .. HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??
Tax his land,Tax his wage,Tax his bed in which he lays.Tax his tractor,Tax his mule,Teach him taxes are the rule.Tax his cow ,Tax his goat,Tax his pants,Tax his coat.Tax his ties,Tax his shirts,Tax his work,Tax his dirt.Tax his tobacco,Tax his drink,Tax him if he tries to think.Tax his booze,Tax his beers,If he cries,Tax his tears.Tax his bills,Tax his gas,Tax his notes,Tax his cash.Tax him good and let him knowThat after taxes, he has no dough.If he hollers,Tax him more,Tax him until he's good and sore.Tax his coffin,Tax his grave,Tax the sod in which he lays.Put these words upon his tomb,"Taxes drove me to my doom!"An d when he's gone,We won't relax,We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!


Accounts Receivable TaxBuilding Permit TaxCDL License TaxCigarette TaxCorporate Income TaxDog License TaxFederal Income TaxFederal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)Fishing License TaxFood License TaxFuel Perm it TaxGasoline TaxHunting License TaxInheritance TaxInventory TaxIRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),Liquor Tax,Luxury Tax,Marriage License Tax,Medicare Tax,Property Tax,Real Estate Tax,Service charge taxes,Social Security Tax,Road Usage Tax (Truckers),Sales Taxes,Recreational Vehicle Tax,School Tax,State Income Tax,State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),Telephone Federal Excise Tax,Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,Telephone State and Local Tax,Telephone Usage Charge Tax,Utility Tax,Vehicle License Registration Tax,Vehicle Sales Tax,Watercraft Registration Tax,Well Permit Tax,Workers Compensation Tax.

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!' And I still have to press
1 for English. I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times What the heck happened?????

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