Louisiana Power Ball Lottery Pool - 27th Update

Louisiana Power Ball Lottery Pool

To: Mac Almond, Sheila J. McGriff, Juanita L. Brown, Charles W. Rutherford, Barbara A. Sykes, Kenneth E. Stutzman, Jr. Johnnie M. Dodson, Chauncey Stumpter, Anonymous (Libra/Goat) and Jared N. Moore

From: Michael E. Porter

Membership List On Web: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_80gsz3h5

Date: December 2, 2007

Re: 27h Update.

Today's Quote

"Life isn't about how to survive the storm but how to dance in the rain."

We have won nothing on our one number:

Power Ball Number	Power Ball	Dates Valid	Notes
03 20 36 53 55	36	10/17/2007 – 12/22/2007

You all must know by now that someone in Rhode Island won the Jack Pot on Wednesday, so last night we played for a $15 Million Lottery. No one won, so it when up.

The good news is that the Cash Option is worth $10 Million, and there are only 9 shares issued in this game, so we could win Wednesday on our one number and everyone who paid for 1 Share would still get over $1 Million.

Mac’s spreadsheet: http://tinyurl.com/2pjdut

This game has 6 more draws in it. Now if this game is scheduled to win in God’s Plan, I hope that no one wins, and we win it on December 22^nd, 2007.

Your next drawing is on Wednesday December 5^th, 2007. The Jack Pot is worth $20 Million. The Cash Option is worth $10,000,000.00.

Shares in this game were priced at $20.00, and we had 9 shares issued. Here is what the pay out would be, it we win Saturday October 20^th, 2007:

Shares purchased	Amount you could win.
.5	$5,555,555.55
1	$1,111,111.11

Game Announcements

1. Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 39 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Tuesday, December 11^th, 2007. I would need your money by Friday December 7^th, 2007.

2. Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game 11 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Saturday December 29^th, 2007. I would need your money by Wednesday December 26^th, 2007.

3. Kentucky Power Ball – Game One – Cost is $26.00 per share. 1^st Drawing should be Wednesday January 30^th, 2007. Cordelia R. McGegor will be leaving for Kentucky on Thursday January Thursday January 24^th, 2007. I will be instructing her to buy our tickets before leaving Kentucky on Sunday, January 27^th, 2007. If you would like to play in this game, you need to have your money to me no later than Wednesday January 23^rd, 2007.

JOB Seeking Jargon

Whether you are a student looking for that first time or summer job or a long time veteran looking for a change of pace, this JOB SEARCH JARGON should help you get on your way...

COMPETITIVE SALARY:

We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

FLEXIBLE HOURS:

Work 55 hours; get paid for 37.5.

GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS:

Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want you to do.

ABILITY TO HANDLE A HEAVY WORKLOAD:

You whine, you're fired.

CAREER-MINDED:

We expect that you will want to flip hamburgers until you are 70.

SELF-MOTIVATED:

Management won't answer questions

SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED:

Some time each night and some time each weekend

DUTIES WILL VARY:

Anyone in the office can boss you around.

COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT:

We have a lot of turnover.

SALES POSITION REQUIRING MOTIVATED SELF-STARTER:

We're not going to supply you with leads; there's no base salary; you'll wait 30 days for your first commission check.

CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:

We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

SOME PUBLIC RELATIONS REQUIRED:

If we're in trouble, you'll go on TV and get us out of it.

SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE:

You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:

You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos