Tuesday, December 25, 2007

13 Week Pensylvania Power Ball Pool - Game One - 42nd & Final Update

13 Week Pennsylvania Power Ball Pool - Game One
Date: 12/25/2007
To: Kenneth E Stutzman, Jr. Charles W. Rutherford, Juanita L. Brown, Mac Almond, Johnnie M. Dodson, and Chauncey Stumpter
Membership List: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_69c35dhf
From: Michael Porter
RE: 42nd Newsletter & final UPdate
Quote of the Day

"It is poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish."
--Mother Teresa--

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Sorry but you had no wins in these last days of Power Ball.
We started Saturday July 7th, 2007. We won enough money to play until Wednesday December 12th, 2007.
Here is Mac’s spreadsheet: http://tinyurl.com/253gxw
Here is your only number:
Power Ball Number
Power Ball
Dates Valid
Notes
11 21 24 38 41
08
10/06 – 12/12/2007
Expired

So, I will be closing this game today. But, there are more games coming see the announcements below:
Game Announcements
1. Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game 11 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Wednesday January 9th, 2007. I would need your money by Saturday January 5th, 2008.
2. Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 40 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Tuesday January 15th, 2008. You need to have your money to me Saturday 12th, 2008.
3. Kentucky Power Ball – Game One – Cost is $26.00 per share. 1st Drawing should be Wednesday January 30th, 2007. Cordelia R. McGegor will be leaving for Kentucky on Thursday January Thursday January 24th, 2007. I will be instructing her to buy our tickets before leaving Kentucky on Sunday, January 27th, 2007. If you would like to play in this game, you need to have your money to me no later than Wednesday January 23rd, 2007.
4. Louisiana Power Ball – Game Four – Barbara A. Sykes will be leaving for New Orleans Tuesday January 29th, 2008. She is going down for Mardi Gras. She will return to Dallas, Texas on Friday, February 8th, 2008. Our first drawing will be on Saturday February 9th, 2008. If you would like to play in this game, I would need your money by Saturday January 26th, 2008.

The Night before Christmas; A woman's version
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the kitchen I was cooking and baking and moanin and bitchin. I've been here for hours, I can't stop to rest.This room's a disaster, just look at this mess! Tomorrow I've got thirty people to feed. They expect all the trimmings. Who cares what I need! My feet are both blistered, I've got cramps in my legs.The cat just knocked over a full bowl of eggs. There's a knock at the door and the telephone's ringing; frosting drips on the counter as the microwave's dinging. Two pies in the oven, dessert's almost done;My cookbook is soiled with butter and crumbs. I've had all I can stand, I can't take anymore; Then in walks my husband, spilling rum on the floor. He weaves and he wobbles, his balance unsteady; Then grins as he chuckles 'The eggnog is ready!'He looks all around and with total regret, says, 'What's taking so long....aren't you through in here yet?'As quick as a flash I reach for a knife; He loses an earlobe; I wanted his life! He flees from the room in terror and pain, and screams 'MY GOD WOMAN, YOU'RE GOING INSANE!!'Now what was I doing, and what is that smell? Oh darn, it's the pies! They're burned all to hell! I hate to admit when I make a mistake, but I put them on BROIL instead of on BAKE.What else can go wrong? Is there still more ahead?If this is good living, I'd rather be dead. Lord, don't get me wrong, I love holidays;It just leaves me exhausted, all shaky and dazed. But I promise you one thing, if I live 'til next year, You won't find me pulling my hair out in here. I'll hire a maid, a cook, and a waiter; and if that doesn't work, I'LL HAVE IT ALL CATERED!

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