Saturday, November 17, 2007

Mega Millions Lottery Pool - Game 38 - 3rd Update

Date: 11/17/2007

To: All Members of Mega Millions Lottery Pool - Game 38 Membership List on Line: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_101cfcsbd

From: Michael E. Porter

RE: 3rd UPDATE

Today's Quote

Forever on Thanksgiving Day
The heart will find the pathway home.


-Wilbur D. Nesbit

Well, I am getting caught up with my newsletters and membership list. I was without the Internet for a few days until AT&T got our phone fix. AT&T had come out to either fix or installed someone else’s service and somehow cross our line with somebody else.

Last Tuesday I called AT&T and by Wednesday our service was restored.

Since I had so many Power Ball games going I update all those yesterday (they have a drawing tonight worth $105 Million, Cash Option is over $50 Million, so they all needed an update).

I should tell you that I just send out the last newsletter for Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 37; they only had one number and won nothing in last night’s drawing.

Well, I think I can retired from doing any more lottery pools, I find that I’m winning lots of lotteries that I don’t have any tickets for, it seems my e-mail address is the luckiest thing I have going for me, here’s another e-mail I just received: De Lotto (Electronic Lotterij)
Postbus 2054,1260GB Gravestein
Amsterdam, Netherlands

REF Number:NL3/9437/07
BATCH Number:8/163/NL

This is to inform you that your email- Address attached to a
Ticket-Number5221892 501,Serial Number 8422420,Draw Lucky Number
5-7-26-47-88-79 have won you a consulation cash prize of Euros
1,000.000.00 (One Million Euros Only).

For due processing of your winning claim, please contact our claims
coordinator with your Name,Telephone /Fax numbers,Occupation, Age and
Nationality.

MR.JAMES SNEIJDER
Tel:0031 626 565 670
Fax:0031 847 274 916
Email:delotto2007clms@aim.com
:delotto2007clms@yahoo.de

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for
being part of our promotional program.

Note: Anybody under the age of Eighteen is automatically disqualified.

Yours Sincerely,

Mrs.Ruth Morgan,
For Management.

I assume you know that I am being sarcastic, but how stupid to this people think we are?

On Tuesday November 13th, 2007, you won $8.00. We had the Mega Ball and the Megaplier was 4, so our $2.00 win turned into $8.00.

What you have won so far:

Amount Won

Date Won

Running Total

$6.00

11/06/2007

$6.00

$8.00

11/13/2007

$14.00

So far no one has won the Jack Pot, so it’s creeping up there, but never fast enough for me.

Mac Almond does a spreadsheet for this group, and you can access it by clinking here (for those of you getting this by e-mail):

http://tinyurl.com/22rq97

Our next drawing is on Tuesday November 20th, 2007. The Jack Pot is worth $41 Million. The Cash Option is $24,900,000.00. We had 48 shares issued in this game. This is what you could win before any attorney fee’s, taxes or tithes:

Shares Purchased

What you would Net

.5

$259,375.00

1

$518,750.00

2

$1,037,500.00

3.5

$1,815,625.00

Now I really need for no one to win this Jack Pot and the Cash Option reach $48 Million, so everyone who paid $10.00 would get $1 Million. Is that too much to ask for?

Our next drawing is on my 53rd birthday. I would be happy with the $1,815,625.00. Actually, I’m hoping that I win Power Ball tonight, or on Wednesday November 21st, 2007. I would not mind getting a late birthday present from God.

Now if you don’t hear from me again, I hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Game Announcements

1. Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game Ten – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Saturday November 24th, 2007. I need your money by Wednesday November 21st, 2007.

2. Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 39 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Tuesday, December 11th, 2007. I would need your money by Friday December 7th, 2007.

Proverbs Children’s Way

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

There Insight May SURPRISE You !!

Better to be safe than..........Punch A 5th grader.

Strike while the..........Bug is close.

It's always darkest before..........Daylight Savings Time.

Never underestimate the power of..........Termites.

Don't bite the hand that..........Looks dirty.

No news is..........Impossible

A miss is as good as a..........Mr.

You can’t teach an old dog new..........Math.

If you lie down with dog's you'll..........Stink in the morning.

Love all, trust..........Me.

An idle mind is..........The best way to relax.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..........You have to blow your nose.

Children should be seen and not..........Spanked or grounded.

When the blind lead the blind.......Get out of the way.

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