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To: Sheila J. Mc Griff, Juanita L. Brown, Charles W. Rutherford, Anonymous (Libra/Snake), Mac Almond, Barbara A. Sykes, Johnnie M. Dodson, and Chauncy Sumpter
Membership List: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_102hf63s7
From: Michael E. Porter
RE: 1st Update
The Plan!
Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love
You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams's plan... (Hard to argue with this logic!)
'I see a lot of people yelling for peace, but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.
1) 'The
2) 'We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
3) 'All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days, the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. They're illegal!!!
4) 'All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) 'No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a D, and it's back home, baby.
6) 'The
7) 'Offer
8) 'If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah, or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement, or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) 'Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair-weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) 'All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE.'
'Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?'
'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat, and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' '
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Welcome to the third edition of Louisiana Power Ball Lottery Pool. Your game started on
Here are your numbers you will have the entire time your playing:
| Numbers | PB | Dates Valid | Notes |
| 01 24 25 32 48 | 01 | | |
| 01 24 25 31 47 | 06 | | |
| 04 19 22 24 40 | 15 | | |
| 18 20 33 36 53 | 15 | | |
| 37 38 45 47 48 | 25 | | |
| 03 09 12 21 34 | 29 | | |
| 12 32 38 43 55 | 30 | | |
| 25 30 34 40 51 | 31 | | |
| 01 05 31 36 54 | 33 | | |
| 01 03 06 10 18 | 38 | | |
I did check our tickets now, and we have already won money. Isn’t that good luck?
| (C.) 1-24-25-31-47 PB: 6 | ||||||||||||
| Draw Date | | Winning Numbers | | Amount | | Power | ||||||
| Wed., Nov 14, 07 | | 16 | 30 | 20 | 18 | 48 | PB: | 6 | | $3.00 | | 2 |
It would be nice if we won every week, but a little more than $3.00. How about $51,900,000.00?
This most likely is my last Power Ball Game of this year. Well I say that, but you never know who will be going home to a Power Ball state for Christmas. But, I plan on this being my last game of this year.
I’ll keep your winnings here, until I spend them:
| Amount Won | Date | Running Total |
| $3.00 | | $3.00 |
Okay, most of you belong to Game Two and I explained why our tickets are so light. It seems there is an ink storage, and stores are unable to change their ink cartridges. Okay, I’m being sarcastic, but I’m going blind typing newsletters this evening.
Your next drawing is on
Here what you would get before any attorney fees, taxes, or tithes:
| Shares Purchased | Amount you could win |
| .5 | $ 1,297,500.00 |
| 1 | $ 2,595,000.00 |
| 2 | $ 5,190,000.00 |
Good luck in Saturday’s drawing.
Adam and Eve
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her."
Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush. A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that Was enjoyable."
And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you to caress Eve." And Adam said, "What is a caress'? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.
Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "Lord, that was even better than the kiss." And the Lord said, "You've done well, Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve." And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?"' So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.
And Adam said, "Lord, what is a headache?"
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