Thursday, November 22, 2007

Louisiana Power Ball Lottery Pool - 25th Update

Louisiana Power Ball Lottery Pool

To: Mac Almond, Sheila J. McGriff, Juanita L. Brown, Charles W. Rutherford, Barbara A. Sykes, Kenneth E. Stutzman, Jr. Johnnie M. Dodson, Chauncey Stumpter, Anonymous (Libra/Goat) and Jared N. Moore

From: Michael E. Porter

Membership List On Web: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_80gsz3h5

Date: November 22, 2007

Re: 25th Update.

Today's Quote

Change your thoughts, and you change your world.

-Norman Vincent Peale

We have won nothing on our one number:

Power Ball Number

Power Ball

Dates Valid

Notes

03 20 36 53 55

36

10/17/200712/22/2007

We won nothing in Wednesday’s drawing, but no one won the Jack Pot, so we have another chance come Saturday.

Mac advised me that he would be out of town for Thanksgiving, so his spreadsheet is NOT updated.

Mac’s spreadsheet: http://tinyurl.com/2pjdut

Your next drawing is on Saturday November 24th, 2007. The Jack Pot is worth $137 Million. The Cash Option is worth $68,000,000.00.

Shares in this game were priced at $20.00, and we had 9 shares issued. Here is what the pay out would be, it we win Saturday October 20th, 2007:

Shares purchased

Amount you could win.

.5

$3,777,777.77

1

$7,555,555.55

Game Announcements

1. Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 39 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Tuesday, December 11th, 2007. I would need your money by Friday December 7th, 2007.

2. Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game 11 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Saturday December 29th, 2007. I would need your money by Wednesday December 26th, 2007.

Too Drunk

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming form the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate, "what's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"

The drunk replies, "I’m just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

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