Lotto Texas Lottery Pool - Game Eight - 13th Update

Lotto Texas Lottery Pool - Game Eight

Date: 11/11/2007

To: Juanita L. Brown, Sheila J. McGriff, Jared N. Moore, Libra/Goat (Anonymous) Charles W. Rutherford, Kevin S. Redelsperger, Aaron Montgomery, Ann F. Devore, Anthony W. Bolton, Johnnie M. Dodson, Carole Scott, Mac Almond, Cordelia R. McGregor http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_89dff8ck

From: Michael E. Porter

RE: 13^{TH NEWSLETTER}

Daily Christian Wisdom

If my life is broken when given to Jesus, it is because pieces will feed a multitude, while a loaf will satisfy only a little lad.

-Ruth Stull

You have exactly 4 more draws in this game. And we haven’t won any more money, where I could buy you more tickets.

Mac’s Spreadsheet: http://tinyurl.com/2nyqbv

No one has been winning this Jack Pot so it’s climbing up!

Your next drawing is on Wednesday November 4^th, 2007. The new Jack Pot is worth $21 Million. The Cash Option is worth $12,800,000.00

This group contains 15 shares. Here is what you would get if we have the winning numbers on Saturday. This is before any attorney fees, taxes or tithes:

Shares Purchased	Amount you could win
.5	$ 426,666.66
1	$ 853,333.33
3	$ 2,560,000.00

Game Announcements

1. Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game Ten – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Saturday November 24^th, 2007. I need your money by Wednesday November 21^st, 2007.

2. Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 39 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Tuesday, December 11^th, 2007. I would need your money by Friday December 7^th, 2007.

Flies

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, Are Ya?"

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said--"Well yeah, if that's what they are--I never heard of circle flies."

So the farmer says--"Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses' rear?"

The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses' rear."

The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."

Coolness Test

This test is based on how cool you were in High School—what Crowd you ran with, etc., but it's still pretty accurate.
You may want to send it to your friends to see if they've changed.

http://www.elks590.org/main/cooltest.htm