13 Week Pennsylvania Power Ball Pool - Game Two - 10th Update

13 Week Pennsylvania Power Ball Pool - Game Two

Date: 11/22/2007

To: Kenneth E. Stutzman, Jr., Juanita L. Brown, Charles W. Rutherford, Mac Almond, Sheila J. McGriff, Jared N. Moore, Libra/Goat, Melinda G. Cook, Johnnie M. Dodson, and Chauncey Stumpter

Membership List: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_96cbhwdp

From: Michael E. Porter

RE: 10^{TH NEWSLETTER}

Daily Bible Verse

Call to me and I will answer you and tell you great and unsearchable things you do not know.

- Jeremiah 33:3 - New International Version

Still no wins for us. The good news is that NO ONE WON the Jack Pot last night, so there is still time for us.

Here are your numbers for the entire game:

Power Ball Numbers	Power Ball	Dates Valid	Notes
25 31 44 50 54	08	10/10/2007 – 01/05/2008	Not Quick Pick
07 11 17 31 39	06	10/10/2007 – 01/05/2008
04 22 38 39 49	07	10/10/2007 – 01/05/2008
08 31 44 50 54	25	10/10/2007 – 01/05/2008
24 37 46 52 55	31	10/10/2007 – 01/05/2008
06 22 23 32 47	05	10/10/2007 – 01/05/2008

Here is Mac’s Spreadsheet:

http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=p1yrwg4cb6UBRs9EiKdA0RA

Mac is away for Thanksgiving, so the spreadsheet is not update. Also, I noticed a small error on Mac’s spreadsheet. It shows that we won $6.00 on November 17^th, 2007. While we did win $6.00 it was on November 14^th, 2007. I know this because I have spent the last 40 minutes checking these tickets.

I had mistyped something and the Missouri Web Site said we had won $1 Million! I knew it had to be a mistake and checked them again.

Again, we won nothing last night, and that $1 Million didn’t come back up.

What you’ve won so far:

Amount Won	Date Won	Running Total
October 10, 2007	$12.00	$12.00
November 14, 2007	$6.00	$18.00

Our next drawing is on Saturday, November 24th, 2007. The Jack Pot is worth $137 Million. The Cash Option is worth $68,000,000.00. There were 12 shares issued in this game. I will divide the Cash Option by 12 and your portion in posted in the chart below.

Shares Purchased	Amount you could win (before any attorney fees, Taxes or Tithes)
.5	$ 2,833,333.33
1	$ 5,666,666.66
2	$ 11,333,333.32
3	$ 16,999,999.98

Game Announcements

1. Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 39 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Tuesday, December 11^th, 2007. I would need your money by Friday December 7^th, 2007.

2. Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game 11 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Saturday December 29^th, 2007. I would need your money by Wednesday December 26^th, 2007.

10 RULES FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER AT MY HOUSE

1. Don't get in line asking questions about the food. 'Who made the potato salad? Is it egg in there? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens turkey or pork? Who made the macaroni and cheese? What kind of pie is that? Who made it? Ask one more question and I will punch you in your mouth, knocking out all your fronts so you won't be able to eat nothing.

2. If you can't walk or are missing any limbs, sit your ass down until someone makes your plate for you. Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent. Nibble on them damn pecans and walnuts to hold you over until someone makes you a plate.

3. If you have kids under the age of twelve, I will escort their little asses to the basement and bring their food down to them. They are not gonna tear my damn house up this year. Tell them that they are not allowed upstairs until it's time for Uncle Butchie to start telling family stories about their mommas and papas. If they come upstairs for any reason except for that they are bleeding to death, I will break a foot off in their asses!

4. There is going to be one prayer for Thanksgiving dinner! JUST ONE! We do not care that you are thankful that your 13 year old daughter gave birth to a healthy baby or your nephew just got out of jail. Save that talk for somebody who gives a damn. The time limit for the prayer is one minute. If you are still talking after that one minute is up, you will feel something hard come across your lips and they will be swollen for approximately 20 minutes.

5. Finish everything on your plate before you go up for seconds! If you don't, you will be cursed out and asked to stay your greedy ass home next year!

6. BRING YOUR OWN TUPPERWARE!! Don't let me catch you fixing yourself a plate in my good Tupperware knowing damn well that I will never see it again! Furthermore, if you didn't bring anything over, don't let me catch you making a plate period or it will be a misunderstanding. And no, I ain't got no tinfoil neither.

7. What you came with is what you should leave with!! Do not leave my house with anything that doesn't belong to you. EVERYBODY WILL BE SUBJECTED TO A BODY SEARCH COMING AND GOING OUT OF MY DOMAIN!!!

8. Do not leave your kids so you can go hopping from house to house. This is not a DAYCARE CENTER! There will be a kid-parent roll call every ten minutes. Any parent that is not present at the time of roll call, your child will be put outside until you come and get him. After 24 hours, I will call DHS on your ignorant ass!!

9. BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOM BEFORE YOU COME INTO TOWN!! There will be no sleeping over at my house! You are to come and eat dinner and take your ass home or to your hotel room. EVERYBODY GETS KICK THE HELL OUT AT 11:00 pm. You will get a 15 minute warning bell ring.

10. Last but not least! ONE PLATE PER PERSON!! This is not a soup kitchen. I am not trying to feed your family until Christmas dinner! You will be supervised when you fix your plate. Anything over the appropriate amount will be charged to you before you leave. There will be a cash register at the door. Thanks to Cousin Alfred and his greedy ass family, we now have a credit card machine! So VISA and MASTERCARD are now being accepted. NO FOOD STAMPS OR ACCESS CARDS YET!

AND NOW THAT WE GOT THINGS ALL UNDERSTOOD, WELCOME....... AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL 'YALL .