Thursday, November 22, 2007

13 Week Pennsylvania Power Ball Pool - 39th Update

Date: 11/16/2007

To: Kenneth E Stutzman, Jr. Charles W. Rutherford, Juanita L. Brown, Mac Almond, Johnnie M. Dodson, and Chauncey Stumpter

Membership List: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_69c35dhf

From: Michael Porter

RE: 39th Newsletter

Night of Thanksgiving

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.

I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE, BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION, THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.

SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.

I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES, PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND, 'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.

BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....HAPPY EATING TO ALL. PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE. MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP. MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP, MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.

HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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We had no wins in last night’s drawing. The good news is that no one won this Jack Pot, so it continues to rise.

Your next drawing is Saturday, November 24th, 2007 and it’s worth $137 Million. The Cash Option is showing $68,000,000.00.

Here is Mac’s spreadsheet: http://tinyurl.com/253gxw

Mac is out of town for Thanksgiving, so his spreadsheet is NOT updated.

Your only number:

Power Ball Number

Power Ball

Dates Valid

Notes

11 21 24 38 41

08

10/06 – 12/12/2007

We now have one ticket in this game, and the odds of our winnings are 1 in 146,107,962.00. There are 10 shares issued in this game, here is the payout, not including any attorney fees, taxes or tithes:

Shares Purchased

Amount you could win

.5

$ 3,400,000.00

1

$ 6,800,000.00

2

$ 13,600,000.00

3

$ 20,400,000.00

This is the one to win! Come on Saturday Night!

Hope you all are having a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Game Announcements

1. Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 39 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Tuesday, December 11th, 2007. I would need your money by Friday December 7th, 2007.

2. Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game 11 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Saturday December 29th, 2007. I would need your money by Wednesday December 26th, 2007.

Baked Chicken Recipe

Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.

BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN

6-7 lb. chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn ( ORVILLE REDENBACHER 'S LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done.

And, you thought I couldn't cook.........

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