13 Week Pennsylvania Power Ball Pool - Game One - 36th Update

13 Week Pennsylvania Power Ball Pool - Game One

Date: 11/11/2007

To: Kenneth E Stutzman, Jr. Charles W. Rutherford, Juanita L. Brown, Mac Almond, Johnnie M. Dodson, and Chauncey Stumpter

Membership List: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_69c35dhf

From: Michael Porter

RE: 36th Newsletter

GOD's Busy

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of

His chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.

The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the

Marine and asked,"What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me."

If you can read this -- thank a teacher If you are reading it in English -- thank a soldier!!

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This Jack Pot is almost to $100 Million. I was happy no won one it last night.

Your next drawing is Wednesday, November 14^th, 2007 and it’s worth $95 Million. The Cash Option is showing $45,500,000.00.

Here is Mac’s spreadsheet: http://tinyurl.com/253gxw

We had no wins on our one number:

Power Ball Number	Power Ball	Dates Valid	Notes
11 21 24 38 41	08	10/06 – 12/12/2007

We now have one ticket in this game, and the odds of our winnings are 1 in 146,107,962.00. There are 10 shares issued in this game, here is the payout, not including any attorney fees, taxes or tithes:

Shares Purchased	Amount you could win
.5	$2,750,000.00
1	$4,550,000.00
2	$9,100,000.00
3	$13,650,000.00

Game Announcements

1. Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game Ten – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Saturday November 24^th, 2007. I need your money by Wednesday November 21^st, 2007.

2. Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 39 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Tuesday, December 11^th, 2007. I would need your money by Friday December 7^th, 2007.

You Might Be A Part Of The Taliban If...

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth.

You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.

You used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr. to shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush Jr.

You've ever had your camel repossessed.

You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

You've ever been asked, 'Does this burka make my ass look fat?'

You think 'The Kite Runner' is the funniest book you ever read.

You've felt the urge to rub one out after seeing a woman's exposed ankle.

You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You've ever uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'

You wipe your ass with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean'