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To: Mega Millions Lottery Pool - Game 37 – Members http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_90gck77b
From: Michael E. Porter
RE: 8th Newsletter
Today’s Story – 7%
A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like."
The Lord led the holy man to two doors.
He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.
The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.
The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.
The Lord said, "You have seen Hell."
They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.
The holy man said, "I don't understand."
It is simple," said the Lord.
"It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves."
When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you. Its estimated 93% won't forward this. If you are one of the 7% who will, forward this with the title "7%".
I'm in the 7%
Remember that I will always share my spoon with you.
Well besides those long-handle spoons in Heaven an Hell, I would love to share a lottery win with you. You know the kind, where we win the Jack Pot.
In last night’s drawing we won another $48.00. And all of our original tickets expired.
Here is Mac’s Spreadsheet: http://tinyurl.com/2udwzv
Here is what we have won so far:
| Amount Won | Date Won. | Running Total |
| $8.00 | | $8.00 |
| $8.00 | | $16.00 |
| $6.00 | | $22.00 |
| $12.00 | | $34.00 |
| $28.00 | | $62.00 |
| $48.00 | | $110.00 |
| -$110.00 | | $0.00 |
| Total | | $0.00 |
As I told you I would extend this game with our winnings, because I needed to delay the opening of Game 38. I had many people unable to pay until their
Now I was going to extend your game only by 4 more draws, but with $110.00 it worked out better with me extending this game for 5 more draws.
What this means is that you bargained to play this game with the shares your purchased for 1 month (10 draws), but because of wins we had, you get to play for 15 draws!
Cat picks winning lottery numbers
As the old Chinese saying goes, "Kindness often meets with good recompense."
And a Shenzhen resident surnamed Wang has been deeply convinced of that.
Wang, who adopted a homeless cat two months ago, bought a lottery ticket that won him a total of 3,271 yuan ($435). He has his cat to thank. Last week Wang brought his cat with him to buy a lottery ticket.
As Wang was about to buy the ticket, the frisky feline jumped out of his arms and onto the computer keyboard, accidentally choosing Wang's lottery numbers at random.
Wang, who had complained that his cat had wasted his 10 yuan ($1.29) lottery ticket, was surprised to learn on Tuesday that his cat had actually chosen the winning numbers for him.
I don’t have a cat, so I could take him with me to Kroger. But, I did print out the frequently drawn numbers from www.txlottery.org and took the bus to pick up my mail.
I stopped at Walgreen’s, and then stopped at the
I selected all of our Mega Balls with the exception of one line. As it turned out we have no duplicate Mega Balls. On our Quick Pick line, we got 15, which was NOT one of the Mega Balls I had chosen for part of the game.
However your five numbers are all Quick Pick. I was scared to select any of our five numbers, because we seem to be doing better on Quick Picks. (Of course, now that I have purchased our tickets, this means our luck may be changing.)
Your tickets are good from
Your game could end the same night I start Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 38. Or you may win some more, and you could be playing right along with Game 38.
No one has won this Jack Pot and it keeps going up. In Tuesday’s drawing the Jack Pot is worth $43 Million. The Cash Option is at $25,300,000.00.
There were 44 shares sold in this game. Here what you could win, broken down by share, before any attorney fees, taxes or tithes:
| Shares Purchased | Amount you would Gross |
| .5 | $ 287,500.00 |
| 1 | $ 575,000.00 |
| 1.5 | $ 582,500,00 |
| 2 | $ 1,150,000.00 |
| 3.5 | $ 2,012,500.00 |
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SENIORS UNDER ATTACK
THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!
We Must Stop This Immediately!
Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper, groceries are heavier? And, everything is farther away.
Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!
And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers... all the time! If you ask them to speak up, they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am a lip reader?
I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am.
I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me.
I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection.
Well, REALLY NOW - even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!
Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the freeway in front of them.
All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror.
Clothing manufacturers are less civilized these days. Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices?
The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank. Do they think I actually "believe" the number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much!
Just who do these people think they're fooling?
I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there!
All I can do is pass along this warning: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities.
PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has happened to my computer's fonts --- they are smaller than they once were.
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