Friday, October 19, 2007

Mega Millions Lottery Pool - Game 37 - 7th Update

Date: 10/19/2007

To: Mega Millions Lottery Pool - Game 37 – Members http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_90gck77b

From: Michael E. Porter

RE: 7th Newsletter

Today's Quote

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.

-T.S. Eliot

In Tuesday’s drawing we won another $28.00. And more importantly, tonight all of our original tickets will expire.

Here is Mac’s Spreadsheet: http://tinyurl.com/2udwzv

Here is what we have won so far:

Amount Won

Date Won.

Running Total

$8.00

09/21/2007

$8.00

$8.00

09/21/2007

$16.00

$6.00

09/28/2007

$22.00

$12.00

10/12/2007

$34.00

$28.00

10/16/2007

$62.00

Total

10/19/2007

$62.00

No one has won this Jack Pot and it keeps going up. In tonight’s drawing the Jack Pot is worth $34 Million. The Cash Option is at $19,700,000.00.

There were 44 shares sold in this game. Here what you could win, broken down by share, before any attorney fees, taxes or tithes:

Shares Purchased

Amount you would Gross

.5

$ 223,863.64

1

$ 444,727.27

1.5

$ 671,590,91

2

$ 895,454.55

3.5

$ 1,567,045.45

I have several Game Announcements for you.

1. Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game Nine – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game plays for 10 drawings. Game starts on Saturday October 20th, 2007. I need your money by Friday October 19th, 2007.

2. Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 38 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game plays for 10 drawings. Game starts on Tuesday November 6th, 2007. I need your money by Saturday November 3rd, 2007.

3. Louisiana Power Ball Pool – Game Three – Cost is $20.00 per share. This game plays for 20 drawings. Game starts on Wednesday November 14th, 2007. I need your money by Thursday November 8th, 2007.

Preacher's Donkey

A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey go is to say, "Hallelujah!"

The only way to make the donkey stop is to say, "Amen!"

The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions.

"Hallelujah!" shouted the man. The donkey began to trot. "Amen!" shouted the man. The donkey stopped immediately.

"This is great!" said the man. With a "Hallelujah" he rode off, very proud of his new purchase.

The man traveled for a long time through the mountains. As he headed towards a cliff, he tried to remember the word to make the donkey stop.

"Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going.

"Oh, no..."

"Bible...Church!...Please! Stop!!," shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff.

Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer..."Please, dear Lord. Please make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN."

The donkey came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the cliff.

"HALLELUJAH!" shouted the man.

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