Sunday, October 21, 2007

Louisiana Power Ball Lottery Pool - Game Two - 3rd Update

Louisiana Power Ball Lottery Pool - Game Two

Date: 10/21/2007

To: Juanita L. Brown, Charles W. Rutherford, Mac Almond, Sheila J. McGriff, Jared N. Moore, (Anonymous) Libra/Goat and Barbara A. Sykes

Membership List: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_99fckgwb

From: Michael E. Porter

RE: 3rd Newsletter

The best resume I’ve EVER seen!!

The Resume of Jesus Christ

Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus

Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.

Qualifications

· I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)

· I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)

· I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)

· I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)

· The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life
through me, (See Galatians
3:14)

Occupational Background

· I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).

· I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or
disrespectful.

· My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)

Skills Work Experiences

· Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).

· I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).

· Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)

Educational Background

· I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).

· In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).

· My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).

· I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).

Major Accomplishments

· I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).

· I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).

· I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15).

· I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!

· There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention
here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.

References

· Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance.

In Summation

Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life,(See John
6:47). When can I start? Time is of the essence,

(See Hebrews 3:15).

In Service, (If this is a blessing to you, please share it with your friends and colleagues)

Jack and Stephanie Weinzierl

Advantage Conferences, LLC

Learn how we earned $432,000 in 11 months with a Christ-centered Business

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This game has won nothing since the day I started it. That is okay with me, because as long as no won wins, then our chances only go up.

Here are you numbers you will be playing for all 20 drawings:

St

Power Ball Numbers

Power Ball

Dates Valid

Notes

LA

17 21 29 35 47

04

10/17 – 10/22/2007

LA

12 30 33 46 50

12

10/17 – 10/22/2007

LA

04 23 25 34 40

13

10/17 – 10/22/2007

LA

05 37 39 42 43

19

10/17 – 10/22/2007

LA

04 23 25 34 40

19

10/17 – 10/22/2007

LA

07 25 26 27 48

19

10/17 – 10/22/2007

LA

24 42 43 47 50

27

10/17 – 10/22/2007

LA

13 15 45 49 50

28

10/17 – 10/22/2007

LA

28 31 32 39 53

33

10/17 – 10/22/2007

LA

17 30 37 44 54

39

10/17 – 10/22/2007

You can access Mac’s Spreadsheet by clinking here: http://tinyurl.com/yo2wh5

Your next drawing is on Wednesday October 24th, 2007. The Jack Pot is worth $34 Million. The Cash Option is at $15,900,000.00. There were 10 shares sold in this game. Here is what you could win, before any attorney fees, taxes or tithes are taken out:

Shares Purchased

Amount You could win

One

$1,590,000.00

Three

$4,770,000.00

Game Announcements

1. Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 38 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game plays for 10 drawings. Game starts on Tuesday November 6th, 2007. I need your money by Saturday November 3rd, 2007.

2. Louisiana Power Ball Pool – Game Three – Cost is $20.00 per share. This game plays for 20 drawings. Game starts on Wednesday November 14th, 2007. I would need your money by Thursday November 8th, 2007.

3. Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game Ten – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game starts on Saturday November 24th, 2007. I need your money by Wednesday November 21st, 2007.

The lightning and the lottery

Published by Dan Heath October 19th, 2007

The stories continue to roll in from the 100 books for 100 stories promotion. This is a great one to kick off the weekend. I almost spit up my coffee when I got to the punch line on this one.

From Tony Pratt:

I’m a first year teacher (4th Grade) in the New Orleans Recovery School District. The one common thread that I’ve noticed between the lessons that have stuck was a relation to something the kids were familiar with or interested in. I frequently relate math lessons to the beloved Saints and create bizarre scenarios to maintain student interest. The best and most interesting story, however, came from a colleague. He was teaching the concept of probability and went into a long monologue about how small of a probability you have to win the lottery. He relayed the particularly sticky stat that it is more likely that you will be struck by lightning than win the lottery. The lesson was memorable enough that several students went home and told family members.

One student, Jarred, relayed his story, “I saw my uncle buying lottery tickets last night. I told him that he was more likely to be struck by lightning than he was to win the lottery and that buying lottery tickets was a bad idea because of probability.”

“What did he say?”

“He told me to get the F out of his face.”

That is exactly how I feel when someone tells me some little fact about the lottery!

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