Lotto
Date:
To: Juanita L. Brown, Carole Scott, Mac Almond, Sheila J. McGriff, Jared N. Moore, (Anonymous) Libra/Goat, Aaron Montgomery, Anthony W. Bolton, Johnnie M. Dodson, Mary L. Stewart, and Cindy F. Fernandez
Membership List: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_98gn4df7
From: Michael E. Porter
RE: 2nd Newsletter
Come join me at my water bowl
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.
When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?"
"This is Heaven, sir," the man answered.
"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked.
"Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up" The man gestured, and the gate began to open.
"Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the traveler asked.
"I'm sorry; sir, but we don't accept pets."
The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.
After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.
As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.
"Excuse me!" he called to the man. "Do you have any water?"
"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in."
"How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.
"There should be a bowl by the pump."
They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned Hand pump with a bowl beside it.
The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, and then he gave some to the dog. When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree. "What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.
"This is Heaven," he answered.
"Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road said that was Heaven, too."
"Oh, you mean the place with the
"No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind."
Thanks for all of my friends, my earth angels, this world would be a sad place without you.
You are all welcome @ my water bowl anytime
I’m sorry to report, you had no wins on your first drawing. The good news is that no one won the Jack Pot.
Your next drawing is on
I sold 14 shares in this game, here is what you would gross if we hold the winning ticket, this is before any attorney fee’s, taxes or tithes:
| Shares Purchased | Amount you could win |
| 3.5 | $ 2,100,000.00 |
| 1 | $600,000.00 |
| .5 | $ 300,000.00 |
You game will end the same time as Game Eight does. Since the Jack Pot is climbing, I don’t plan on holding any wins in this game, I will buy more tickets as we win.
Game Announcements
1. Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 38 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game plays for 10 drawings. Game starts on
2.
3. Lotto
Catholic Girls
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."
No comments:
Post a Comment