Lotto
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To: Juanita L. Brown, Sheila J. McGriff, Jared N. Moore, Libra/Goat (Anonymous) Charles W. Rutherford, Kevin S. Redelsperger, Aaron Montgomery, Ann F. Devore, Anthony W. Bolton, Johnnie M. Dodson, Carole Scott, Mac Almond, Cordelia R. McGregor http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_89dff8ck
From: Michael E. Porter
RE: 10TH NEWSLETTER
Three Old Men
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."
"Is the man of the house home?” they asked.
"No", she replied. "He's out."
"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
The woman went out and invited the men in.
"We do not go into a House together," they replied.
"Why is that?" she asked.
One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How nice!!” he said.
"Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"
His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house.
She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"
"Let us heed our daughter-in-law's advice," said the husband to his wife.
"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."
The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."
Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"
The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!!!"
MY WISH FOR YOU... -Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.
-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it
-Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength.
-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage.
I’m sorry to tell you that we won nothing in our last draw. This made us short $1.00 from moving all of you into Game Nine with ½ of the shares you purchased for this game.
Here is what you have won so far:
| Amount Won | Date | Running Total |
| $3.00 | | $3.00 |
| $3.00 | | $6.00 |
| $3.00 | | $9.00 |
| $3.00 | | $12.00 |
| $56.00 | | $68.00 |
| $3.00 | | $71.00 |
| $3.00 | | $74.00 |
| -$74.00 | | $0.00 |
So yesterday I purchased for you $74.00 worth of tickets. I had originally planned on buying only 2 draws, letting you have 32 lines per drawing, but at the very last minute that little voice said, “Do ten draws.” So I obeyed.
Now I know that I just made this harder for myself, and Mac Almond, because now we have another game to keep track of, but I feel you all had to go thru 10 drawings of a very low Jack Pot, and now it’s going up, and we have 8 more lines until Halloween, then you will have 7 draws until the day after I turn 54. Maybe on our last drawing God may give me this Jack Pot as my birthday gift. Okay, I can still hope and dream can I not?
If my hopes and dreams come true, I would love to share it with all of you. You’ve spend a lot of time and money on my games, and one of them will be a winning game. I hope this is.
Now this is just like a new game, we have new tickets, and because we did so well with Quick Picks last time, I held the course – All of your tickets are Quick Picks.
Just like with a new Game, Mac is getting these tickets the same time you are, so your spreadsheet may not be update as of right now, but I’m sure after the drawing on Saturday, he will have it updated.
Mac’s Spreadsheet: http://tinyurl.com/2nyqbv
The Jack Pot for
| Shares Purchased | Amount you could win |
| .5 | $ 256,666.66 |
| 1 | $ 513,333.33 |
| 3 | $ 1,540,000.00 |
I have a two rejoins, so I have to start Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game Nine on
Game Announcements:
1. Lotto
2. Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 38 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game plays for 10 drawings. Game starts on
3.
I had this pictures and I think on one of my pools, I send each of them out. But Juanita sends me this web site, and it’s worth looking at again.
Who Says Religion Can't Be Funny
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Several picture are worth several thousand words.
Click the link below for today's joke issue:
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How Many Does It Take?
A sampling of the best light bulb jokes:
Q. How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Seven. One to change the light bulb, one to say the opening prayer, one to say the closing prayer, and four to bring green Jell-o salads and red punch.
Q. How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We can't know.
Q. How many motivational speakers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One to do it, and every other one on earth to stand around saying that they did it first in the 80's.
Q. How many deists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. If the light bulb no longer interferes with the world, why bother interfering with the light bulb?
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