Abu's Mega Million Lottery Pool - 6th Update

Abu's Mega Millions Lottery Pool

Date: 10/05/2007

To: Barbara A. Sykes, Jared A. Osieko, Drucilla A. Murray, Mary L. Stewart, Josephine James, Abu Baba, Cordelia R. McGregor, Sheila J. McGriff, Christina L. Bell, Cindy F. Fernandez, Jared N. Moore, Kenneth E. Stutzman, Jr. and Juanita L. Brown

Membership list: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_87fncsxs

From: Michael E. Porter

RE: 6^{H NEWSLETTER}

Handy Chart

HANDY LITTLE CHART- God has a positive answer: YOU SAY GOD SAYS BIBLE VERSES You say: "It's impossible" God says: All things are possible (Luke 18:27) You say: "I'm too tired" God says: I will give you rest (Matthew 11:28-30) You say: "Nobody really loves me" God says: I love you (John 3:16 & John 3:34 ) You say: "I can't go on" God says: My grace is sufficient (II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15) You say: "I can't figure things out" God says: I will direct your steps (Proverbs 3:5-6) You say: "I can't do it" God says: You can do all things (Philippians 4:13) You say: "I'm not able" God says: I am able (II Corinthians 9:8) You say: "It's not worth it" God says: It will be worth it (Roman 8:28 ) You say: "I can't forgive myself" God says: I Forgive you (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1) You say: "I can't manage" God says: I will supply all your needs (Philippians 4:19) You say: "I'm afraid" God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear (II Timothy 1:7) You say: "I'm always worried and frustrated" God says: Cast all your cares on ME (I Peter 5:7) You say: "I'm not smart enough" God says: I give you wisdom (I Corinthians 1:30) You say: "I feel all alone" God says: I will never leave you or forsake you (Hebrews 13:5)

No one won the Jack on Tuesday October 2^nd, 2007. The new Jack Pot is worth $26 Million. The new Cash Option is worth $15,200,000.00.

Here is your only number:

Numbers	Mega Ball	Dates Valid	Notes
22 31 40 47 56	24	09/04 – 10/05/2007

There are 16 shares issued in this game, and in the event we should win in the next 10 drawings, I will divide the Cash Option by 16 to determine everyone’s share. If we should win Tuesday Night, here is what the payout would be (not including any attorney fees, taxes, or tithes).

Shares Purchased	Amount you could win.
1	$ 950,000.00
2	$ 1,900,000.00

On Friday October 5^th, 2007, you will be playing your last drawing. You only have one more draw left on this game.

If you would like to continue playing in a Lottery Pool, I have two coming up.

Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game Nine should start on Saturday October 20^th, 2007. If you wish to play in this game, the cost is $10.00 per share and you need to have you money to me no later than Wednesday October 17^th, 2007.

Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 38 should start on Tuesday October 23^rd, 2007. The cost is $10.00 per share, and you would need to a have your money to me by Thursday October 18^th, 2007.

The Real Story of Creation.

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

"So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain," reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. and she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced".

"That's a fair point," Replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see..........where did I put the useless boob?"

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?