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To: Kenneth E Stutzman, Jr. Charles W. Rutherford, Juanita L. Brown, Mac Almond, Johnnie M. Dodson, and Chauncey Stumpter
Membership List: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_69c35dhf
From: Michael Porter
RE: 33rd Newsletter
Who is Barack Obama?
Probable
Obama's parents met at the
When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to
Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick to point out that, "He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic school."
Obama's political handlers are attempting to make it appear that Obama's introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to
Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama's mother, Ann Dunham, introduced his stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in a Wahabi school in
Wahabism is the RADICAL teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world. Since it is politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking Major public office in the
Let us all remain alert concerning Obama's expected residential candidacy. The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the
ALSO, keep in mind that when he was sworn into office - he DID NOT use the Holy Bible, but instead the Koran (Their equivalency to our Bible, but very different beliefs)
Please forward to everyone you know. Would you want this man leading our country? NOT ME!!!
Susan F. Blanchard
Blanchard & Associates
Phone: 602-347-6035
Facsimile: 602-347-6038
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Okay I should tell you that I was a fan of Mr. Obama, until I read the above story. I have no idea if it’s true or not, but it does make me afraid.
I’m, also afraid that we didn’t win anything in last’s night’s drawing. I’ve even more afraid that we may never win.
I know this doesn’t sound like me, but last night, I had a horrible toothache and was up until
The good news is that no one won the Jack Pot last night for Power Ball. There I feel better already.
Here is Mac’s spreadsheet: http://tinyurl.com/253gxw
We had no wins on our one number:
| Power Ball Number | Power Ball | Dates Valid | Notes |
| 11 21 24 38 41 | 08 | 10/06 – | |
Our next drawing is
We now have one ticket in this game, and the odds of our winnings are 1 in 146,107,962.00. There are 10 shares issued in this game, here is the payout, not including any attorney fees, taxes or tithes:
| Shares Purchased | Amount you could win |
| .5 | $795,000.00 |
| 1 | $1,590,000.00 |
| 2 | $3,180,000.00 |
| 3 | $4,770,000.00 |
In the last newsletter, I said I could live on $3.5, so I know that I can live better on $4.7 Million. We need NOT wait, we can win this on Wednesday.
Ken sent me this cute Web Site. Now as of right now we do not have sound, but I caught this on the news the other night, and it was hilarious. I hope you enjoy as much as I did:
http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/08/village-people-and-sen-craig-a-real-toe-tapper/
Humorous Helpful Hints
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Use a meat baster to "squeeze" your pancake batter onto the hot griddle and you'll get perfectly shaped pancakes every time.
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Run your hands under cold water before pressing Rice Krispies treats in the pan and the marshmallow won't stick to your fingers.
To get the most juice out of fresh lemons, bring them to room temperature and roll them under your palm against the kitchen counter before squeezing.
To easily remove burnt on food from your skillet, simply add a drop or two of dish soap and enough water to cover bottom of pan, and bring to a boil on stove-top.
Spray your Tupperware with nonstick cooking spray before pouring in tomato-based sauces and there won't be any stains.
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up."
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
To determine whether an egg is fresh place it in a pan of cool, salted water. If it sinks, it is fresh, but if it rises to the surface, throw it away.
Don't throw out all that leftover wine: Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex dish washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Potatoes will take food stains off your fingers. Just slice and rub raw potato on the stains and rinse with water.
To get rid of itch from mosquito bites, try applying soap on the area and you will experience instant relief.
Ants, ants, ants everywhere ... Well, they are said to never cross a chalk line. So get your chalk out and draw a line on the floor or wherever ants tend to march. See for yourself.
Use air-freshener to clean mirrors. It does a good job and better still, leaves a lovely smell to the shine.
When you get a splinter, reach for the scotch tape before resorting to tweezers or a needle. Simply put the scotch tape splinter, and then pull it off. Scotch tape removes most splinters painlessly and easily.

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