13 Week Pennsylvania Power Ball Pool - Game Two - 3rd Update

13 Week Pennsylvania Power Ball Pool - Game Two

Date: 10/15/2007

To: Kenneth E. Stutzman, Jr., Juanita L. Brown, Charles W. Rutherford, Mac Almond, Sheila J. McGriff, Jared N. Moore, Libra/Goat, Melinda G. Cook, Johnnie M. Dodson, and Chauncey Stumpter

Membership List: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_96cbhwdp

From: Michael E. Porter

RE: 3rd Newsletter

Thought for the Day:

"Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant", is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist."

Sorry we had no wins in Saturday (October 13^th, 2007) drawing.

The good news is that there was no winner in Saturday’s drawing, so this Jack Pot is rising.

I would like to make a request to all Power Ball States: Stop winning this Jack Pot. I need for it to get higher, so this Texas Group can win. Okay?

Here are your numbers for the entire game:

Power Ball Numbers	Power Ball	Dates Valid	Notes
25 31 44 50 54	08	10/10/2007 – 01/05/2008	Not Quick Pick
07 11 17 31 39	06	10/10/2007 – 01/05/2008
04 22 38 39 49	07	10/10/2007 – 01/05/2008
08 31 44 50 54	25	10/10/2007 – 01/05/2008
24 37 46 52 55	31	10/10/2007 – 01/05/2008
06 22 23 32 47	05	10/10/2007 – 01/05/2008

Here is Mac’s Spreadsheet:

http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=p1yrwg4cb6UBRs9EiKdA0RA

What you’ve won so far:

Amount Won	Date Won	Running Total
October 10, 2007	$12.00	$12.00

Our next drawing is on Wednesday, October 17^th, 2007. The Jack Pot is worth $20 Million. The Cash Option is worth $9,400,000.00. There were 12 shares issued in this game. I will divide the Cash Option by 12 and your portion in posted in the chart below.

Shares Purchased	Amount you could win (before any attorney fees, Taxes or Tithes)
.5	$391,666.66
1	$783,333.33
2	$1,566,666.66
3	$3,350,000.00

Game Announcements:

1. Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game Nine – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game plays for 10 drawings. Game starts on Saturday October 20^th, 2007. I need your money by Friday October 19^th, 2007.

2. Mega Millions Lottery Pool – Game 38 – Cost is $10.00 per share. This game plays for 10 drawings. Game starts on Tuesday November 6^th, 2007. I need your money by Saturday November 3^rd, 2007.

3. Louisiana Power Ball Pool – Game Three – Cost is $20.00 per share. This game plays for 20 drawings. Game starts on Wednesday November 14^th, 2007.

25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break-up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms & pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"

Bonus: 26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same