Louisiana Power Ball Lottery Pool - 10th Update

Louisiana Power Ball Lottery Pool

To: Mac Almond, Sheila J. McGriff, Juanita L. Brown, Charles W. Rutherford, Barbara A. Sykes, Kenneth E. Stutzman, Jr. Johnnie M. Dodson, Chauncey Stumpter, Anonymous (Libra/Goat) and Jared N. Moore

From: Michael E. Porter

Membership List On Web: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_80gsz3h5

Date: September 15, 2007

Re: 10th Update.

Quote of the Day

"The Doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and said, Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy." -Jerry Lewis

We won nothing in Wednesday’s drawing. But, then no one won the Jack Pot, so it’s going up.

What we have won so far:

Amount Won	Date Won	Running Total
$3.00	09/05/2007	$3.00

Mac’s spreadsheet is up and ready for viewing: http://tinyurl.com/2pjdut

Your next drawing is on (tonight) Saturday September 15^th, 2007. The Jack Pot is worth (again) $29 Million. The Cash Option is $13,400,000.00

Shares in this game were priced at $20.00, and we had 9 shares issued. We have tickets that are good until Saturday October 20^th, 2007.

Here is what the pay out would be, it we win this evening:

Shares purchased	Amount you could win.
.5	$744,444.44
1	$1,488,888.88

Good Luck in tonight’s drawing.

Two Kids in a Hospital

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was 4.

They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision."

And the second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born.

Couldn't walk for a year.