Lotto Texas Lottery Pool - Game Eight - 5th Update

Lotto Texas Lottery Pool - Game Eight

Date: 9/30/2007

To: Juanita L. Brown, Sheila J. McGriff, Jared N. Moore, Libra/Goat (Anonymous) Charles W. Rutherford, Kevin S. Redelsperger, Aaron Montgomery, Ann F. Devore, Anthony W. Bolton, Johnnie M. Dodson, Carole Scott, Mac Almond, Cordelia R. McGregor http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_89dff8ck

From: Michael E. Porter

RE: 5^{TH NEWSLETTER}

Christians - By Maya Angelou

When I say ... "I am a Christian"

I'm not shouting "I'm clean livin'."

I'm whispering "I was lost,

Now I'm found and forgiven."

When I say ... "I am a Christian"

I don't speak of this with pride.

I'm confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide.

When I say ... "I am a Christian"

I'm not trying to be strong.

I'm professing that I'm weak

And need His strength to carry on.

When I say ... "I am a Christian"

I'm not bragging of success.

I'm admitting I have failed

And need God to clean my mess.

When I say ... "I am a Christian"

I'm not claiming to be perfect,

My flaws are far too visible

But, God believes I am worth it.

When I say ... "I am a Christian"

I still feel the sting of pain.

I have my share of heartaches

So I call upon His name.

When I say ... "I am a Christian"

I'm not holier than thou,

I'm just a simple sinner

Who received God's good grace, somehow!

According to Mac’s Spreadsheet we had no wins. And I’ve not to Kroger or Albertson’s to double check our tickets. But, I promise you that soon I will.

I can tell you that no one won the Jack Pot on Saturday, so it’s going back up (Slowly).

Mac’s Spreadsheet: http://tinyurl.com/2nyqbv

Here are the numbers for Saturday, September 29th, 2007:

9-11-26-30-37-38

The Jack Pot for Wednesday October 3rd, 2007 is now set at $8 Million. The Cash Option is worth $4,700,000.00. There were 15 shares sold in this game. Here is what you would get if we have the winning numbers on Wednesday. This is before any attorney fees, taxes or tithes:

Shares Purchased	Amount you could win
.5	$ 156,666.66
1	$ 313,333.33
3	$ 940,000.00

This game should end after the drawing on Wednesday October 17^th, 2007. Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game Nine will start on Saturday October 20^th, 2007. I’ve attached the membership list.

Now if the Jack Pot is still low, I may extend this game by a few draws or even 9 draws in hopes to start game Nine when the Jack Pot is higher. However if I get a new member or a rejoin, then I would need to start the game as planned.

From the Book: Disorder in the American Courts.

The following statements are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget.

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?

WITNESS: We both do.

ATTORNEY: Voodoo?

WITNESS: We do.

ATTORNEY: You do?

WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty.

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you shitin' me?

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid!

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Are you shitin' me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death.

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Guess.

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral.

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?

And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.