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To: Kenneth E Stutzman, Jr. Charles W. Rutherford, Juanita L. Brown, Mac Almond, Johnnie M. Dodson, and Chauncey Stumpter
Membership List: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_69c35dhf
From: Michael Porter
RE: 20th Newsletter
It's time to clean house for 2007
CLEANING HOUSE FOR 2007
Last Week I threw out Worrying, it was getting old and in the way.
It kept me from being me; I couldn't do things God's way.
I threw out a book on MY PAST
(Didn't have time to read it anyway).
Replaced it with NEW GOALS, started reading it today.
I threw out hate and bad memories,
(Remember how I treasured them so)?
Got me a NEW PHILOSOPHY too, threw out the one from long ago.
Brought in some new books too, called I CAN, I WILL, AND I MUST.
Threw out I might, I think and I ought.
WOW, you should've seen the dust.
I ran across an OLD FRIEND, I hadn't talked to in a while.
His name is GOD the Father, and I really like His style.
He helped me to do some cleaning and added some things Himself.
Like PRAYER, HOPE, FAITH and LOVE,
Yes I placed them right on the shelf.
I picked up this special thing and placed it at the front door.
I FOUND IT- its called PEACE. Nothing gets me down anymore.
Yes, I've got my house looking nice.
Looks good around the place.
For things like Worry and Trouble there just isn't any space.
It's good to do a little house cleaning,
Get rid of the things on the shelf.
It sure makes things brighter; maybe you should
TRY IT YOURSELF.
BE BLESSED AND BE A BLESSING TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!!
May the Lord open the windows of heaven and pour you out a blessing that you will not have room enough to receive it all.
Malachi 3:10.
May the Lord bless you exceedingly abundantly above all you could ever hope for.
Philippians 4:19.
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Here is Mac’s spreadsheet: http://tinyurl.com/253gxw
Powerball Jackpot Winner! There was one $29 million jackpot winner from
Also, 4 lucky players matched the first 5 numbers for a $200,000 prize: 1 from
And Ladies and Gentlemen, we won nothing in Wednesday’s drawing. But, there was one winner in
Our next drawing is tonight,
There are 10 shares issued in this game, here is the payout, not including any attorney fees, taxes or tithes:
| Shares Purchased | Amount you could win |
| .5 | $355,000.00 |
| 1 | $710,000.00 |
| 2 | $1,420,000.00 |
| 3 | $2,130,000.00 |
This is our third week in not winning anything, but we can never blame our numbers that we have, because we have different numbers on every drawing.
I don’t normally print out our tickets, but for some reason this morning, I was interested in knowing what our numbers were, so I printed them out.
With our pool being so small, I would not mind if we won this pool at $15 Million.
Here is a recap of what we have won so far:
| Date Money Won | Amount | Running Total | Notes |
| | $3.00 | $3.00 | |
| | $3.00 | $6.00 | |
| | $7.00 | $13.00 | |
| | $3.00 | $16.00 | |
| | $7.00 | $23.00 | |
I have already begin to campaign for new members in Game Two. I hope to remember to put a notice in my Mega Millions games.
I do have one member who has paid. I will start listing them here until I get a new member, then I will start a membership list for Game Two of 13-Week
1. Charles W. Rutherford
Please remember that Juanita is leaving the first week of October to go back to
CHILDREN AND THE CHURCH
A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him, 'How many women can a man marry?'
'Sixteen,' the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
'How do you know that?'
'Easy,' the little boy said.
'All you have to do is add it up, like the pastor said, 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.'
After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, 'Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I ‘grow up.'
'That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?'
'Well,' said the little boy, 'I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than tosit and listen.'
A 6-year-old was overheard reciting the Lord's Prayer at a church service, 'And forgive us our trash passes, as we forgive those who passed trash against us.'
A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.
'How do you know what to say?' he asked.
'Why, God tells me.'
'Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?'
A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, 'Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?'
Ms. Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories.
She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an airplane, so she asked him which story it was meant to represent. 'The Flight to
Pointing at each figure, Ms. Terri said, 'That must be Mary, Joseph, and Baby Jesus. But who's the fourth person?'
'Oh, that's Pontius the pilot!'
The Sunday School Teacher asks, 'Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?'
'No sir,' little Johnny replies, I don't have to. My mom is a good cook.'
This is the best one.
A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek
She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up,
'Grandpa, did God make you?'
'Yes, sweetheart,' he answered, 'God made me a long time ago.'
'Oh,' she paused, 'Grandpa, did God make me too?'
'Yes, indeed, honey,' he said, 'God made you just a little while ago.'
Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, 'God's getting better at it, isn't he?’
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