To: Mac Almond, Sheila J. McGriff, Juanita L. Brown, Charles W. Rutherford, Barbara A. Sykes, Kenneth E. Stutzman, Jr. Johnnie M. Dodson, Chauncey Stumpter, Anonymous (Libra/Goat) and Jared N. Moore
From: Michael E. Porter
Membership List On Web: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=ddn3r8c7_80gsz3h5
Date: August 18, 2007
Re: 2nd Update.
Today's Quote
Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high. Look it squarely in the eye, and say, "I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me."
-Ann Landers
I’m sorry you will not be getting Mac’s spreadsheet for this game on this update, because I can’t get it to work. I just get a blank screen.
I’m having the same problem with one of my memberships list, I tried all day yesterday to publish it, but when I tried to access from my update, I would get this message, something about “security violation.”
Okay, so that game will not have a publishable membership list, and this game may not have a spreadsheet.
However, are my second easy tickets to check. I go www.molottery.com and go to “Check my Tickets”, select “Power Ball” and you can input five numbers at a time.
Now we have done real well on our numbers. Well, if we have purchase these same numbers two weeks ago. But, we have won nothing on this game for our fist drawing.
But we still have 19 drawings in this game, and we have 9 tickets. This game sold $180.00 – 9 shares ($20.00 per share).
The drawing tonight is worth $210 million. The Cash Value: $ 98,000,000.00.
| Shares purchased | Amount you could win. |
| .5 | $5,444,444.44 |
| 1 | $10,888,888.88 |
I have to leave for work very early in the morning, so I will not know if we win or not (I’ll be at work) until I get home.
Definitions .
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & an idiot at the other.
2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
4. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
6. Conference/Seminar: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
8. Classic: A book which, people praise but do not read.
9. Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
10. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
11. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
12. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
13. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
14. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
15. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
16. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
17. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
18. Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
19. Optimist: A person who while falling from
20. Pessimist: - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word
21. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
22. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
23. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
24. Employee: One who gets paid for reading such mails......?
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Keep up the good work.
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