Lotto
Date:
To: Anthony W. Bolden, Johnnie M. Dodson, Juanita L. Brown, Sheilia J. Mc Griff, Carole Scott, Libra/Goat (Anonymous), Charles W. Rutherord, Aaron Montgomery, Janet E. Riddle, Mary L. Stewart, Ann F Devore, Gerald R. Snow, Jose Herra, Dorothy D. Armstrong, Jared N. Moore, Jodi H. Schwartz, Mac Almond, and Tresa Dawn Mc Coy
From: Michael Porter
Update: Number Eight
Today's Quote - A Handy Chart
God has a positive answer:
YOU SAY
GOD SAYS
BIBLE VERSES
You say: "It's impossible"
God says: All things are possible
(Luke 18:27)
You say: "I'm too tired"
God says: I will give you rest
(Matthew 11:28-30)
You say: "Nobody really loves me"
God says: I love you
(John 3:16 & John 3:34)
You say: "I can't go on"
God says: My grace is sufficient
(II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)
You say: "I can't figure things out"
God says: I will direct your steps
(Proverbs 3:5-6)
You say: "I can't do it"
God says: You can do all things
(Philippians 4:13)
You say: "I'm not able"
God says: I am able
(II Corinthians 9:8)
You say: "It's not worth it"
God says: It will be worth it
(Roman 8:28)
You say: "I can't forgive myself"
God says: I Forgive you
(I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)
You say: "I can't manage"
God says: I will supply all your needs
(Philippians 4:19)
You say: "I'm afraid"
God says: I have not given you a spirit of fear
(II Timothy 1:7)
You say: "I'm always worried and frustrated"
God says: Cast all your cares on ME
(I Peter 5:7)
You say: "I don't have enough faith"
God says: I've given everyone a measure of faith
(Romans 12:3)
You say: "I'm not smart enough"
God says: I give you wisdom
(I Corinthians 1:30)
You say: "I feel all alone"
God says: I will never leave you or forsake you
(Hebrews 13:5)
Believe God is there just for you..
PASS THIS ON.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHO MAY BE IN NEED
Have a blessed day!
The numbers drawn for
12-35-38-45-47-52
Mac has updated the spreadsheet; you can view at this site: http://tinyurl.com/38vkaz.
I am so tired of telling all of you that we didn’t win anything. But, if I said anything other than “we didn’t win anything,” I would be lying.
The good news is that no one won Saturday, so the Jack Pot is climbing, however, it’s climbing slowly.
The new Jack Pot is now at $9 Million. The Cash Option is worth $5,300,000.00.
There are 20 shares issued in this game. Here what you would get if we win. This is before any attorney fees, taxes or tithes:
| Shares Purchased | Amount you could win |
| .5 | $132,500.00 |
| 1 | $235,000.00 |
| 4 | $1,060,000.00 |
You only have three more draws before Game Seven of Lotto
Membership list of Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game Seven is attached.
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatic: Only one. Hands already in the air.
Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad.
Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.
Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb; however, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you,
that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb, and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved -- you can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Churchwide lighting service is planned
for Sunday, August 19. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.
Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish: What's a light bulb?
And –
Q-How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
A-2, one to change the bulb, and one to find Biblical evidence supporting it.
Q-How many Muslim Fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
A-2, one to change the bulb, and one to make holy war against the darkness.
Q-how many Satanists does it take to change the light bulb?
A-none, Darkness is better...
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