Lotto
Date:
To: Anthony W. Bolden, Johnnie M. Dodson, Juanita L. Brown, Sheilia J. Mc Griff, Carole Scott, Libra/Goat (Anonymous), Charles W. Rutherord, Aaron Montgomery, Janet E. Riddle, Mary L. Stewart, Ann F Devore, Gerald R. Snow, Jose Herra, Dorothy D. Armstrong, Jared N. Moore, Jodi H. Schwartz, Mac Almond, and Tresa Dawn Mc Coy
From: Michael Porter
Update: Number Seven
Today's Quote
Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor.
-Alexis Carrel
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Mac has updated the spreadsheet; you can view at this site: http://tinyurl.com/38vkaz.
I’ve not had to worry about collecting any money on this game, because we have won Zero Dollars, since we have been playing. And we only have four more drawings. Well, after tonight, we will be down to three more drawings.
Now, I don’t know what I did wrong, but I can seem to pick any numbers for us to win in this game. And, yes, it’s depressing.
No one else one the Jack Pot, so it’s going up, the Jack Pot for tonight is set at $9 Million. The Cash Option is worth $4,600,000.00.
There are 20 shares issued in this game. Here what you would get if we win. This is before any attorney fees, taxes or tithes:
| Shares Purchased | Amount you could win |
| .5 | $115,000.00 |
| 1 | $230,000.00 |
| 4 | $920,000.00 |
You only have three more draws before Game Seven of Lotto
Membership list of Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game Seven is attached.
How many members of your sign does it take to change a light bulb?
ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it?
TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process.
LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
VIRGO: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- one millionth.
LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you?
SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....
PISCES: Light bulb? What light bulb?
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