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To: Anthony W. Bolden, Johnnie M. Dodson, Juanita L. Brown, Sheilia J. Mc Griff, Carole Scott, Libra/Goat (Anonymous), Charles W. Rutherord, Aaron Montgomery, Janet E. Riddle, Mary L. Stewart, Ann F Devore, Gerald R. Snow, Jose Herra, Dorothy D. Armstrong, Jared N. Moore, Jodi H. Schwartz, Mac Almond, and Tresa Dawn Mc Coy
From: Michael Porter
Update: Number Six
Today's Quote
Say I broke into your house - A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.
Her point:
Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is finally addressing the issue of illegal immigration.
Certain people are angry that the
Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.
Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover
me in your house, you insist that I leave.
But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house) .
According to the protesters:
You are Required to let me stay in your house.
You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan.
You are Required to Educate my kids.
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family (my husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working and honest, except for that breaking in part).
If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there.
It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house and what a deal it is for me!!!
I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold,
uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior.
Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you to learn MY LANGUAGE!!! so you can communicate with me. And don't forget to make sure your forms are in MY language - I need to understand them...
Why can't people see how ridiculous this is?! Only in
If not blow it off.........
along with your future Social Security funds, and a lot of other things.
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you are reading in English, thank a serviceman.
Sincerely,
Bob Gerardi
Bonhambob39@yahoo.com
I don’t see how this is possible; we haven’t even won $3.00 in this pool. Of course, I don’t care if we win $3 or $6, I just would like to win the Jack Pot.
This newsletter marks the half way mark with this game. We have completed five draws and have five more draws to go. If no won wins this on our last draw will be competing for a $12 Million Lottery.
Mac, has updated the spreadsheet, you can view at this site: http://tinyurl.com/38vkaz.
The numbers drawn on
It’s okay with me if we win this on Wednesday. While I could not retire, I could get some things that I need.
There are 20 shares issued in this game. Here what you would get if we win. This is before any attorney fees, taxes or tithes:
| Shares Purchased | Amount you could win |
| .5 | $100,000.00 |
| 1 | $200,000.00 |
| 4 | $800,000.00 |
The next game of Lotto
Membership list of Lotto Texas Lottery Pool – Game Seven is attached.
AGE
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?" I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. HMM! OR COULD HE???
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
HE ANSWERED, "IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-B_____ ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
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