Lotto
Date:
To: Anthony W. Bolden, Johnnie M. Dodson, Juanita L. Brown, Sheilia J. Mc Griff, Carole Scott, Libra/Goat (Anonymous), Charles W. Rutherord, Aaron Montgomery, Janet E. Riddle, Mary L. Stewart, Ann F Devore, Gerald R. Snow, Jose Herra, Dorothy D. Armstrong, Jared N. Moore, Jodi H. Schwartz, Mac Almond, and Tresa Dawn Mc Coy
From: Michael Porter
Update: Number Four
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No one won the Lotto Texas Jack Pot last night and we didn’t win a thing on our tickets.
Mac, has updated the spreadsheet, you can view at this site: http://tinyurl.com/38vkaz.
Your next drawing is
There are 20 shares issued in this game. Here what you would get if we win. This is before any attorney fees, taxes or tithes:
| Shares Purchased | Amount you could win |
| .5 | $70,000.00 |
| 1 | $140,000.00 |
| 4 | $560,000.00 |
Jesus is Watching You!
There was a burglar who broke into a home and started to gather the items he wanted to take. All of a sudden he heard, "Jesus is watching you!" He didn't see anything in the dark house, so he went on with what he was doing.
He heard, "Jesus is watching you!" again and then he really wondered who was saying that. He turned on the flashlight, scanned the room, and finally saw a parrot.
"Did you say that?" asked the burglar.
"Yes," replied the parrot.
"By the way, what's your name?" the burglar inquired.
“Moses," answered the parrot.
"That's a strange name for a parrot. Who named you that?"
"The same people who named their rottweiler Jesus!"
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